This has kind of an old time blues feel, deals with the age old male/female issue and at the same time it makes people laugh (one of my great pleasures in life!) Someone like Bonnie Raitt could have fun with this! - N.

Vs. 1
I got up this morning
With tears in my eyes
‘Cause you were out all night
And you didn’t say why
When I asked if you’d been cheatin’
Or if you’d stayed true
You turned your back on me
And (then) you withdrew

Chorus:
Women need a reason
Men just need a place
There’s a dozen other women
That you want to embrace
Ain’t gonna break my heart,